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Frequently Asked Questions about joining
The Home Of Happiness
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Are there any requirements to join?
You have to be 18 years or older. Sorry, but because Rocky Horror is an R Rated movie, we need go by that rule for cast. Reliable transportation is a must to be in cast. This can either be your own car, bicycle, moped, scooter, flying broomstick, teleporter, or adidas. You will need to show us you can reliably be at the show for several weeks in a row. Finally, a good friendly attitude is required. No whiners, complainers or bitchers. We will make exceptions for divas.
Why should I audition?
Because being in cast is fun. If you love the Rocky Horror Picture Show and you love the thrill of putting on a show for an audience then joining cast is for you.
Anything I should do to get a leg up?
Show us that you are the kind of person that is seriously interested in making the show that much better. Dedicated attendance, having your shit together, and regular bathing are requirements. Bribery is not frowned upon.
This is all weird, are you some sort of cult?
We gather weekly and perform the movie ritually, we will suck the money out of you, and OCCASIONALLY we bow down to ambiguously gay statues of Atlas. But we are not a cult. In fact, The Home of Happiness would like to take this time to say that we do not approve of or condone Satanism or any form of religious fundamentalism, murder, suicide, Dungeons & Dragons, Jessica or Ashlee Simpson or anyone who blames these or other societal problems on the music of today's youth.
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All typosd, mispeeled words and grammar error
were done purposely to piss off Carrie.
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